Pearl Warts from Chanel
Posted at 1:33 AM
A bee came and told me that Chanel has just created a new trend of body art: Pearl Warts.
There's still space for correction. No, it is not a trend yet. If it catches on, I will both be annoyed and relieved.
Annoyed because people buy into trends so easily when they can just as easily create their own. It isn't so hard to think of a pearl wart trend, ya know?
Relieved because I will not have to worry about popping my pus-filled pimples anymore. I just have to enter the streets concealer-free and wear a proud grin telling everyone I got my pearl warts at a price of next to nothing. Plus mine is all-natural.
Tho models look like they have white blood oozing out of their pustules. In an elegant mermaid way.
