Food, Glorious Food
Posted at 9:36 PM
Could you pass the Doritos, please? Thanks. Oh, and the soda. Hey, I can't finish it so just dunk it in the wastebin for me, will you? Thanks.
So we have too much food for our own good, and yet we can't even save a crumb. We overeat, then we discard the rest. How about mailing the crumbs abroad and seeing how many babies crawling over to get it? Even a crumb is precious to them and they will fight over it.
Pearl Warts from Chanel
Posted at 1:33 AM
A bee came and told me that Chanel has just created a new trend of body art: Pearl Warts.
There's still space for correction. No, it is not a trend yet. If it catches on, I will both be annoyed and relieved.
Annoyed because people buy into trends so easily when they can just as easily create their own. It isn't so hard to think of a pearl wart trend, ya know?
Relieved because I will not have to worry about popping my pus-filled pimples anymore. I just have to enter the streets concealer-free and wear a proud grin telling everyone I got my pearl warts at a price of next to nothing. Plus mine is all-natural.
Tho models look like they have white blood oozing out of their pustules. In an elegant mermaid way.
