Celebrities and Scoliosis. And Bad Habits
Posted at 8:54 PM
I know, rant posts about celebs and their repetitive poses have been all but common and repetitive as well. However, there has been a recent resurgence in posing pet-peeves that I felt I had a moral obligation to join the ranters in bemoaning the carpet culture of today.
We have celebrities who pose with their back problems, and we have those who pose to hide their back problems. No, Lindsay, I didn't know you still sucked on your fingers. Take a vote in your mind. There has to be one pose you absolutely, absolutely hate.
The Duck Face
Might As Well Be A Duck
The Pistol
The Crossed Legs
Might As Well Use The:
The Leg Pop
Paris, didn't know you were a Pose method runner.
The Convex
Might As Well Be A Pilates Instructor
The Pigeon Toe
Might As Well Be A Pigeon
The Namaste
Might As Well Be Gandhi
The Mussels
Might As Well Be A Body-Builder
The Peace Sign
Winston Churchill Says Piss Off
I Got Vege In My Teeth
Might As Well Be A Tantrum Kid
The PDA Couple
Might As Well Just Die.
The Blow Kiss
Might As Well Be A Fire Blower
The ??? Pose
Might As Well Be A Man
The Hand-on-hip
Might As Well Be Paris Hilton
The Concave
Might As Well Have A Tummyache
The Ass Shot
Might As Well Offend A Sicilian
The Stare
Might As Well Be An Owl
The Nail Biter
Might As Well Join The Ranks
Let us not forget the other offenders:
The Pseudo-pensive Hair-in-the-face: Music album covers
Moustache finger: Fashion blogs
Hand-over-mouth: Facebook
Bug eyes and Pouty lip: Mary-Kate and Ashley
Peering over sunglasses: Comedians and rappers
And last but not least...The Kirsten Stewart Pose.
