This Is What Happens When You're Happily Single
Posted at 5:05 AM
Taylor Swift keeps coming on stage for all the wrong reasons. She's either accidentally taking other people's awards (whereby the organizers have no choice but to let it be otherwise it'll be embarrassing for both the girl and for them) or getting some life advice from Guru Kanye. There are so many hot girls out there (ellen page...emma watson) brimming with talent, but they don't get the publicity like this piece of shit does.
She actually thinks she's hot enough to dump Taylor Lautner.
Even her nemesis Miley looks better in slut mode.
Yummier than looking at Taylor's stupid deformed cat eyes and fake-ish maggi hair.
Now we look at Taylor being all confused about being on stage: *her assistant pages her to say that she's on stage accepting Beyonce's award and the organizers are upset* Taylor goes (in cowgirl accent) "Oh dang now what?" and Guru Kanye steps in to save the day.
Somewhere in the audience, we have Ellen and Emma smirking away evilly at the Kanye vs. Taylor spectacle.
Oh my goodness this is the worst post I've ever created in my life. I'll regret this.p.s. all the above were intentionally fictionalized for propaganda's sake. Do not sue me.
