The Little Delights of Antics on Impulse
Posted at 10:24 PM
1) My Detour With My Sister To One World Hotel
Broke into One World Hotel at midnight
Ran into tourists
Made faces at surveillance cameras in an empty spa room
2) My Bimbo Moment With Friends At The KDU Coffee Machine
We snuck out of the hall during a rival school's debate round 1
Ogled at boys clearly a little too old for us
Performed slapstick comedy in front of a coffee machine and the college security guard, and some African students
Elaborating on said slapstick drama,...
It wasn't planned.
It was entirely my fault.
I'm glad I had a bimbo moment.
Basically, it went like this:
Sue Ann : Ah I need coffee.
Yen Yen : Yeah me too.
Vicky : Yuck you all drink coffee?
Sue Ann : You don't drink lah. (Inserts coins and presses the button that says "Espresso")
Vicky : Hey...There's no cup!
Sue Ann : What?! (Looks around, panicking)
Yen Yen : Oh my gosh...It ate your money...Hey! (Points at lone cup atop the machine) Are you supposed to take that?
Vicky : No! Someone used it and put it there!
Sue Ann : I think its meant for us to take...Look, it's clean and empty. (Puts cup underneath machine's nozzle)
...Seconds later, machine makes whirring noise, pushes out a new cup onto our previously placed cup, and starts literally spitting coffee into it.
Vicky : What the! Two cups?
Sue Ann : (Retrieves double cup and starts to drink)
...Sue Ann chokes and gurgles.
Yen Yen : What's wrong?
Sue Ann : Ants! In my coffee! The machine's breeding ants!
Vicky : Ok throw that muck away.
Sue Ann : No way! I paid for it!
Yen Yen : Yeah Vic. Waste not. Besides, it's just ants.
Vicky : No No NO! You can't drink it with ants in it! Imagine...ERGH!
Sue Ann : Ok fine! (Slips out second cup from the first) I'll take 'em out ok? (Attempts to scoop dead ants out from muck with second cup)
Yen Yen : (Stares on wide-eyed)
Vicky : Still...it may have ant essence mixed into it... (Snatches scooper-cup from Sue Ann) Lemme do it. You suck at scooping. (Geniusly flattens mouth of scooper-cup, then attempts scooping)
...5 minutes later
Sue Ann : Dude!
Vicky : DUDE! How can I scoop when you keep doing that? Slant it a little...that's right. NOW I can scoop. No- Eh Eh NO!!! No! Ahrk-
Yen Yen : (Guffaws)
Sue Ann : Wh- HaHa!
Vicky : (Blushing)
Yen Yen : With ant essence!
Vicky : (Snatches muck from still-laughing-Sue Ann and does Teh Tarik to get rid of said dead ants. Spills remainder of muck on remainder of unstained pinafore)
...African students and security guard stand and watch drama - 3 girls cow-laughing.
The end. :D
